Hands down, the best way to watch the Oscars is to record it. Then, about 60 to 90 minutes into it you can begin watching and eliminate the horrific waste of time saluting a bunch of people full of themselves. I’ll never understand what compels me to watch this rubbish every year. A bad habit of a entertainment kind of guy I guess. It gave great pleasure to fast forward through some awful heavy medal rock song that opened the night. Must be a pitch to attract a younger audience.
This year appeared to be a make up year for every minority group one could oblige on stage. It makes one think so much for the “White power structure.” As for the films…worst bunch of not worth seeing ever. The biggest story of the night was Christian Bale, overwhelmingly the odds on favorite for portraying Dick Cheney in Vice, did not win best actor. It went to some guy named Rami Malek, Egyptian no less, in Bohemian Rhapsody playing a gay man Not quite on my must see list. In fact, only Vice is on my want to see list. Bale as Dick Cheney became Dick Cheney. The third remake of a Star is Born with Lady Gaga might be worth a look.
Best actress went to Olivia Colman in The Favorite. Who? What? Didn’t they know Glenn Close was sitting out there.
Best picture…what else but still making up to minorities. Green Book got the nod. Another African American story about a famed pianist. Good Grief it never ended. Well, thankfully, it did end. Another bomb wrapped up in three hours and 18 minutes.
One episode that always gets my attention is In Memoriam. With age, one always perks up and remembers the loss of Burt Reynolds, Neil Simon, Tab Hunter, Penny Marshall and the brilliance of Albert Finney. I still haven’t forgiven the Academy for ignoring Farah Fawcett. These Academy people are in their own “Bubble.”
A nice moment was music and song from Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga. Nice tune well done. Lady Gaga looked her best ever.
If you missed the Oscar night, you did not miss the Oscar night. Thank goodness they kept Barbara Streisand down to about five minutes giving her usual blabber of how important all these films are. And only one mile wise crack I heard about the current administration. At least they wised up on this one knowing it offends so many Americans.
If this un hosted Oscar night improves the terrible ratings of last year, it’s a miracle. If you have any interest in this type awards show, best bet would be to watch Good Morning America Monday morning. They sum it up quickly and will somehow find great things they watched that bored America from coast to coast. Next year that’s my plan. I just can’t take it anymore. Oh how I wished Walter Matthau and Jack Lemon could have come out from behind the curtain.
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